Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

monetarily violated 

Where someone makes unauthorized purchases on your account.

"Some weeaboo hacked my PayPal account and bought over $3000 of anime on CrunchyRoll. I felt monetarily violated."

monetarily violated by TheReaper719 August 23, 2017

Anti distinctly minty monetarism 

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

Anti distinctly minty monetarism by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus

You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Monetarianism by [e-mail] January 19, 2011

Unorthadox monetariast

Unorthadox monetariasm. The assumption that all staff/employees/business models transision smoothly through a countries organisations and or business tiers or onto the next organisation to continue the earning/work process in increaseing earning capacity without injury or and social issues without going to zero or negative. Assuming the next organisation is larger, smaller or more sustainable.

The staff member counldn't understand why their previous colleague was still unemployed years after working together at a previous company said the unorthodox monetariast. The parents of a graduate worker couldn't understand why their adult child couldnt afford their own home after working 15 different jobs said the unorthodox monatariast. The social workers and the politiciations couldnt understand why the previous worker didn't want to apply to any more jobs said the unorthadox monetariast. The ex girlfriend/potential wife of the previous employee couldn't understand why they couldnt afford to do anything and had no money said the unorthadox monaretiast. The banking system users couldn't understand why there was no current account inflows and outflow and expendature on above average qualified workers and big wigs start wondering why the economy is under performing said the unorthadox monetariast. The immigration attourney's couldn't understand why the previous employee couldn't afford the relocation costs and the salary setting burden said the unorthadox monetariast.

Unorthadox monetariast by Patrick the Starfish001 October 5, 2021

Montecristo 

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

Montecristo by Ash666 May 29, 2016

Montecristo Finish 

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

Montecristo Finish by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021