mondayitis 

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

mondayitis by Domin8or December 18, 2007

Mondayitis 

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

Mondayitis by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff 

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

mondayitis 

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

mondayitis by duffball October 22, 2009

mondayitis 

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep

darn this mondayitis i feel so tired

mondayitis by -cliche- November 19, 2007

Mondaypause 

It is that day of the week when the weekend ends and you have to get up and go back to work.

I need another cup of coffee to get beyond my mondaypause

Mondaypause by Lyricalroger February 16, 2015

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff 

Monday, a kid named justice, and billy jane are all bad stuff.

"You're such a MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff!"

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff by Never gonna give you up 45328 June 4, 2022