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a type of person that is big(obese), mean, and ugly. Mostly, mons are gym teachers, wearing white sneekers. They are bastards and have no clue wot they r doing. a lady mon is called a "womon".
mon vehicle- a huge vehicle that only mons use. The biggest vehicle uve ever seen.

womon- lady mon

"that ugly mon just caused a 12-person pile up in the hall."

"that mon made me do 50 push-ups for saying his name wrong."
by Dr. Pwn May 24, 2003
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Short for "money" which means "tight" or "awsome" or "sick."
Dude, that trick you busted was so freaking mons!

Dude, that's a mon pic you took of my sister.
by Ross Money Beck May 14, 2005
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a swear word thats not a swear word but use it when your pissed off in one of those ''not really pissed off'' ways at your friends.
(steph steals hayley's phone)
hayley: ah give it back ya mon!
by xXxCAITLYNxXx September 20, 2008
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I luv mon!
by fcotrs August 28, 2014
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the word used by morons whenever they talk about or refer to jamaica or jamaicans. jamaicans do not say mon, nor do any other caribbean people. please do all caribbean people a favor and take your head out of your ass and realize that the world isn't like what you see in the movies.
Me: aye joe i heard you were going to jamaica for spring break
Joe: yeh...it should be fuckin wicked "mon"
Me: that's....wait...did you just say "mon"
Joe: yeh "mon" jamaica is gonna be great
(I then proceed to beat up Joe's mudda cunt)
by Ed Inglefield June 10, 2017
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M.O.N BY LIANA BANKS LYRIC. (this is a song. look it u)
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The Salopian way of saying 'mate'. Short for monner. Also, a 'proper monner' is a stereotypical Salopian lad from the depths of Shropshire.
Q) 'Ow do, mon?

A) Sound mon.

Q) How do you do, mate?
A) Good, mate.

See John over there? He's a proper monner, him. Never left Baschurch his whole life.
by coanlilounms January 27, 2015
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