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moltke it 

A shorthand for following the dictum of strategist and general Helmuth von Moltke - “March separately, strike together” used to reduce dependencies and ultimately achieving more together.
If Clara brings her cooler bag to Sarah and Ferderik picks it up and Sarah rents a lime bike Sarah and Frederik can cycle half way to the park and have a coffee at Viktors, wait there for Clara to meet them there and go to the park were Viktor will join them after finishing a call he will have to do.

Guy, just moltke it and meet in the park and done.
moltke it by Voctoire43 September 21, 2025
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molten freddy

Molten Freddy is that muthafuckin bitch bear that likes tO s n e a k up on ya, and then kIlL yOU. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

LET ME GET PAST NIGHT TWO! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT-
*throws computer on ground*
"LINDA, MOLTEN FREDDY ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!! I CAN'T STOP FRIEND-RANTING-"
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v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!
Moltext by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

moltered 

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
moltered by Molter555 March 23, 2012

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”
Moltres takes the form of a large bird with flame-colored plumage, resembling a phoenix. Its dazzling wings and elaborate head crest appear to be covered with flames. It has a straight, pointed brown break, which is the same color as its feet. Compared to the other legendary birds (Zapdos and Articuno, it has the smallest feet and legs. However, it is the largest of the legendary birds, but its feathers make up a good portion of its bulk. When Moltres flaps its wings, it creates a brilliant flash of flames. It is also one of the few Pokémon known to naturally wield the very powerful Flying-type move Sky Attack.

Moltres is one of the legendary birds of Kanto, and is a poorly understood species, believed by many to be pure myth. Its behavior is largely clandestine, but it appears to migrate to the south during the springtime. There are many folktales surrounding this species, but perhaps the most popular is that its appearance will bring about an early spring. When Moltres flaps its wings, it sheds hundreds of tiny embers. It is believed that these embers have healing properties. If injured, it will immerse itself in lava to heal. Moltres appear to live in hot regions, particularly active volcanoes. They are spectacularly rare. Moltres have been sighted on Victory Road and near the Sevii Islands. One has been recently sighted, roaming Sinnoh.
Ash: Gotta catch 'em all!

Moltres: *Destroys Ash*

Pikachu: Pika pika pikaCHU!

Moltres: *Destroys the fat-ass-yellow-wombat*
Moltres by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009

Molten Zigna 

Tobjorn ulting but his name is zigna so instead of molten core its MOLTEN ZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOLLLLLLLLLLLTENNNNNNNNNNNNN ZIGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Molten Zigna)
Molten Zigna by Confusedhelpful November 17, 2016