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v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.

The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!

Moltext by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

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molexted

To receive a text message or picture that is sexual in nature and wasnt wanted or expected

OMG! That dude John just sent me a picture of his junk. I was talking to him after the party and gave him my number, and he molexted me!

molexted by totalg33k October 2, 2010

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motextorist

n. One who texts while driving.

The motextorist was distracted by his phone, and didn't see the unfortunate petextrian until it was too late.

motextorist by Shiny April 8, 2016

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Molext

Repeatedly send unwanted text messages of a romantic, sexual, perverse, or similar nature. Rooted from the spanish verb 'molestar' meaning to annoy or bother.

I shouldn't have given the girl my cell number, now she won't stop molexting me!

Molext by Ben "Dingo" F. June 14, 2008

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maltext

text message that is mistyped or misdirected

1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"

maltext by Millie350 October 7, 2009

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molext

The receiving of a sext message from someone who you would never dream of sexting

Girl 1: That creepy guy in my bio class just sent me a picture of his junk.

Girl 2: The dirty one with acne and a jew fro?

Girl 1: Yeah. He's so weird.

Girl 2: Ew that's gross. You just got molexted!

molext by Luke Sky Waka October 2, 2010

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Molext

Cyber molesting. Through the use of modern mobile technology to send "sext" messages, one can be abused from unnecessary, sexually graphic images.

I just got molexted, some old guy sent me a photo of himself naked!

Molext by Man Coon October 1, 2010

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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