moldymen 

Internet joeylink that will surely induce nausea and or sickness from whoever you show it too. It shows old men having sex, with music playing in the background. You cannot click off of it, a message will appear saying "Hello!". You must use the Ctrl+Alt+Delete function to

It is recommended you do this to Vista users, as Ctrl+Alt+Delete does a different function.

Can be linked with lemonparty

Person 1- "Hey, Lemonparty really freaked me out"
Person 2- "That's nothing, check out Moldymen."

moldymen by Balls of Steel :3 January 18, 2009

Molementum

Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.

Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.

Molementum by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018

Soccer Momdementalist 

noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)

She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.

She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.

You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.

Soccer Momdementalist by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010

Molement 

A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.

Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.

Molement by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011

modementia 

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

modementia by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006