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MohMoney 

MohMoney

1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons

2. Used to describe something of high value

3. Renown

4. Illustrious

5. Esteemed

7. Flamboyant

6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.

For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."

He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.

See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?

MohMoney: Is that shit popping?

Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.

MohMoney: Is their girls?

Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM

MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013
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Mooney Rule 

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.
In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.
Mooney Rule by RC45 February 8, 2013

Mooneybanger 

When someone has little to no friends and drifts between friend groups.
"Wow he's sitting on his own again. What a Mooneybanger"
Mooneybanger by juluid May 13, 2021

Mooney Tunes

The act of one mooning someone and mid mooning, the mooner begins spewing feces onto the floor for the viewers utter disbelief.
Yo man, Jack out of seemingly nowhere pulled a Mooney Tunes in broad daylight.
Mooney Tunes by Disbelief March 6, 2023

Fish mooney 

When a girl bends over while wearing a short skirt and you can see her vagina lips
Oi Rhys, check out that girl over there, she's proper fish mooneying you, said Bill
Fish mooney by Crackalaka October 20, 2014

Ball Lick Mahoney 

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
Ball Lick Mahoney by Mr doses September 5, 2019
Irish
Meaning: descendent of bear
The Mahoney's are descendents of Brian Boru, ancient king of Ireland.
Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009