wang cutter. one who uses an old stone to perform a circumcision at a jewish keg party. beware the mohel.
that rabbi bounced a check for $25, and we had to send the mohel to collect.
by d3adr0ck April 26, 2005
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a pedophile & a religious vampire with a thirst for the blood of male infants
Beware the thirsty mohel!
by Scrupulous D. June 21, 2017
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Someone who was circumcised but is attempting to grow their foreskin back
I can't believe my parents mutilated me as a child, now I'm a mohel.
by Doctor Foreskin February 28, 2020
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A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).
Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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Give me the mohel so I can blaze this cigar up.
by Al Bundy October 28, 2003
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When a skank ass hoe be goin down on some dude, wit an uncircumcised wang, and chomps off his motha fuckin fo'skin
Oh shit, Chemiqua that fuckin ghetto mohel, she just chewed off my fo'skin! Now where is I supposed to store my spare change.
by Matt Psylon October 18, 2006
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an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes

Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese

**see schmitzle-schmazle

"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
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