mohair

A used to be friend who gets a girlfriend and then you never see him again.
Also can be a synonym for gay or homosexual.

Hey best friend we are going out for our weekly tradition of man night that has been going on since 1972. No one has ever missed a day, your going to come right? ...No man i cant make it, i have to go to the icecapades and then watch the Note Book with my girlfriend......dude you are so mohair!!!

by Timmy tim tim timmy March 25, 2008

mohair

A silky material used to make awesome ties. Also refers to a gay person or a gay action.

Did you just look at that guys package? That was so mohair...

by Deeez October 24, 2007

mohair

A person of likeness to a goat and gandalf.

Good gracious, are you wearing socks made of Mohair?

by Poooooooo April 5, 2008

Mohair Mojito

This is when a person preforms oral sex on another person with exceptionally hairy genitalia.

Dispite popular preference, Jose will always prefer Mohair Mojitos.

by negativecr33p December 9, 2017

mohair knickers

describes quite the pelt, a very hairy vagina.

Tell her to groom the mohair knickers;
looks like she's ready to sprout cucumbers and tomatoes outta that thing!

by weave March 20, 2003

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019