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(West Coast Scottish) To be completely and utterly (I don't know what I did last night), drunk.

Pronounced: Moe-gerd (the "g" is pronounced like in gobble)
Ah wis moagerd last night pal!
Yer moagerd yah dobber!

Synonyms - shit faced, moagered, fucked, fu', bevvied, smashed, gassed, cunted, bolloxed, pissed, polaxed, shmeeked, reeking, oot yer face, fannied, bawsed, shited, ballsacked, fubar'd, jobbied, hiroshima'd, fucked up, tipsy, drunk
Moagerd by Gr8 November 7, 2010
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Being in a state of extreme intoxication, especially when caused by pot.
"Man i was so mogred last night i don't even remember what i did."

"Dude last night you were so mogred you dressed up in your mom's clothes and went around pretending you were my grandma and singing Jason Donovan Songs."
mogred by Toastomdernist February 19, 2008
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If a man has lots ot mogers, he's rolling in gwap!
Mogers by Gr33zy Fungus June 17, 2010
A Mole (Usually on facial region) that is of an abnormal size. Too big to take the person seriously, very distracting.
That chicks molerd was so big that it distracted me from her cleavage
Molerd by Rick Harrington October 7, 2009
To be stalked, pestered, harangued and then ultimately forced into consuming excessive alcohol, leading to sickness or unconsciousness.
We went out for a quiet night, we lost Andy, found him passed out in toilet, it had been been decorated, I think he'd been mogered.
mogered by Meatball Penis December 16, 2016
A girl that is often seen dazed. She doesn't have a good sense of direction and may drive all the way to the snow and not know it until its too late. She may also have younger sisters who are also like her, in which they can be referred to as moNERD triplets! She laughs loud, talks loud, and farts loud. She usually has a master that reigns over her, most likely an aunt who is her ultimate role model.
I just saw a moNERD sighting today!
Man stop being a moNERD...
Oh, it's the moNERD triplets!
Monerd by Yourmasterismymaster January 11, 2012
King of the Orland Castle. Well know as Miguel Angel Vasquez. Aka miger
Ayo let’s go hang out with the pimp Moger and get fucked tonight? Moger dated the whole dated the whole friend group he’s a beast.
moger by anonymous November 25, 2020