modifried 

Thus, a zoologist!

Dear modifried: Sorry for the delay I was clean bathroom and now we must eat cake.

modifried by sucka MC April 18, 2004

modifried 

modifying your Linux installation just to end up bricking your whole system; can be applied to hardware as well

"I was trying to get conky to work on my Arch installation and I ended up locking myself out of the computer!" "So you didn't just modify your computer, but you also modifried it?"

modifried by Yodog8686 April 10, 2013

Modifried 

A simple change that ends up being irreversible..

The fridge door won't shut - I guess your Father modifried it...

Modifried by NemisisConLLC October 5, 2010

modifried 

A change or edit to something that ends up screwing up everything in an irreversible way.

I modifried my Casio keyboard trying to do some cool mods I saw on YouTube.

modifried by slow_dog November 24, 2019

modifried 

a vegan option which is both modified and fried

this rice is modifried

modifried by ruby jewell May 24, 2025

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012