MoCo Zenith 

The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.

Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it

MoCo Zenith by EZontheMic October 4, 2020

Micro Zone 

A skiing or snowboarding term used to refer to a small area. This usually includes a terrain feature such as cliff bands, pillow lines or anything that’s worth bragging to your homies about. A micro zone is something that can be sessioned, which would include hiking the zone repeatedly in an attempt to lay down the sickest line or trick.

Suge: Yo hoss that run was sick, what you trying to ride next?
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word

Micro Zone by claiming June 18, 2011

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

Macro Ziggurat of tartness by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019

MoCo Zenith 

The art of using a television remote as a make shift penis after whiskey dick has occurred. Originating on Monroe County this is when the only thing close handy when the inoperable dick is experienced is an old school Zenith TV remote. The buttons on the remote, of course, simulate the "ribbed for her pleasure" experience.

Inventor: Bro, I brought this chick home last night after a long night of drinking and my cock didn't work.
Pal: So what did you do?
Inventor: Only thing I knew how, grabbed the ol MoCo Zenith and banged her like a screen door in a tornado.

MoCo Zenith by anonymous October 2, 2020

Zen Micro 

A micro drive MP3 player made by Creative. Comes in 10 different colors (more than the iPod Mini). First models were 5 GB but new 4 & 6 GB models are now available. Also has a blue backlit trim which glows when the 12 hour, removable, rechargeable battery is charging. Those who haven't been brainwashed by Apple know the Zen Micro is the superior MP3 player.

"Why move around in circles to find the song you want? It's all about vertical navigation!"

Zen Micro by Just The Facts March 20, 2005

Zen Micro 

A new mp3 player, similar to the Apple iPod mini, manufactured by Creative. In general, the Zen Micro is better. It has larger storage capacity and an easier-to-use design.

Dude, did you check out my new Zen Micro? It holds more songs than your iPod Mini, and it was cheaper!

Did you see his slam dunk at last night's game? It was as cool as my Zen Micro!!!

Zen Micro by Liberal Hippie Douche March 14, 2005