misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.

I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 07, 2016