Doh I missed

Exclamation of missing or great failure. Said by Wario in Mario party one.

When Wario lands on he bowser space he says Doh I missed

An F in math ?! DOH I MISSED!!!

Just at the bottom of the net doh I missed

Doh I missed by Doh I missed June 29, 2011

I missed the part where that's my problem 

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

missghetti 

Missghetti is when you haven’t had spaghetti in a long time so you call it misghetti. Also from Drew Goodens Video “I think I found the weirdest Christmas movie”

Father: Emily dinner time
Emily:Missghetti!
Father:what does that mean
Emily: father, missghetti means you haven’t made it in a long time.and I miss it. Get it? Missghetti

missghetti by p e r i o d t August 25, 2019

I missed the part where that's my problem 

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

I missed the part where that's my problem by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

Thug Misses by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

missed the boat 

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

missed the boat by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact 

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

missed contact by timlight April 23, 2020