Mismatch of Ass (MOA)

A woman paired up with a man (or visa versa) that is clearly more attractive than her counterpart. These mismatched pairs typically do not last very long given the obvious disparity in attractiveness.

Sheila was much more fuckable than her husband, and all her male friends noticed--a typical case of Mismatch of Ass (MOA)!

Mismatch of Ass (MOA) by once MOA May 25, 2009

Mismatch Socks

Summmmm Goood Pawsyyy :)

Gina has on mismatch socks I know her pawsy good .

Teresa had on some booty shorts & mismatch socks I know she has a good shot

Mismatch Socks by DickNamedDavid83__ December 12, 2019

mismatch 

this is when a you see a hot woman with some dude, that is either unnatractive or an obvious stiff

holy shit, bro, did you just see that mismatch

mismatch by Dave S March 19, 2004

Mismaladjusted 

1. (adj) When a easily understood matrix is confused due to personal incompetence.

2. Confusing

"First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks."

Mismaladjusted by B_Rock1 November 7, 2012

mismatched 

In basketball, when a shorter player has to guard a taller opponent, and vice versa. Making it easier for a shorter guard to shake off his taller and slower opponent, and the taller player having a much greater advantage in the post. Occurs most commonly during pick & rolls.

Why is 6'5 Nick guarding 5'9 Shayden? Incredibly mismatched!

mismatched by Eyyyitsnick September 3, 2016

perfectly mismatched 

something or someone; Meant to be with a certain person or object aside of the differences and imperfections.

We loved each other, despite how far away we were and how different we saw life, we were perfectly mismatched...

perfectly mismatched by Cheeze_itz January 23, 2021

Time Mismanagement 

The act of planning your day's activities out in advance, but doing it in such a way that this act consumes your whole day leaving no time for anything.

Boss: I have to organize my meeting requests. I can not keep track of them!
Employee #1: So will you be able to make our team meeting?
Boss: No I will be busy organizing my meeting requests.
<Boss leaves>
Employee #1: Oh so looks like our boss is now proficient in time Mismanagement.
Employee #2: I need to get trained in that so one day I can be a Boss.

Time Mismanagement by 0penGL May 28, 2011