Tissue for your Missue 

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.

Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...

Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

Misiveria

Misiveria is a state located in the Midwestern region of the United States of America. The state is bordered by Missouri to the west, Illinois to the north, Indiana and Kentucky to the east, and Tennessee and Arkansas to the south. With a population of 2.8 million, Misiveria is the 36th most populated state in the US. The capital and most populated city of Misiveria is Alton City. Other notable cities include Grent, Gunter City, Timpleton, Skittle, and Howardville. Notable Misiverians include Dr. Seuss, former President Calvin Coolidge, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Misiveria has a reputation of being the least known state in America.

Guy 1: How many states are there?

Guy 2: 50 obviously.

Guy 1: Bro did you forget Misiveria lmao? There’s 51 states man

Misiveria by cartifan9000 October 17, 2022

Misiu 

Derived from the word "Teddy-bear" in Polish. Used to describe a cute and cuddly person.

She is such a Misiu, she is always ready to cuddle. Ania is such a cuddly Misiu.

Misiu by M@RT!N November 10, 2009

misies 

Derivative of the word "misses", misies is a plural term to describe females.

Friend: Did you have fun at the party man?

Friend #2: Yeah dude, there were so many misies there.

misies by Anthony Valentino July 5, 2006

misiveria

The 51st state of the United States that everyone seems to forget about.

John: Where did you live before?
Sam: Misiveria
John: What?

misiveria by lilflipz80 October 14, 2022

Missues 

When a man has MULTIPLE mommy issues or more than one mommy issue and wants a woman to take care of him like his mother did when he was a boy; so he never has to grow up and be responsible. Sometimes known as Peter Pan Syndrome because they never grow up.
Example of men with “missues” :

Men whose mothers were there but were cruel or mean to them growing up that feel as though they were robbed or cheated out of their childhood. They are then constantly searching for a “replacement mother” or “mommy” to correct the behavior they feel was inappropriate by their birth mother.

A man who was abandoned AND ignored by their birth mother, which causes them to have attachment issues and use women; never committing to just one woman.

A “lazy” or “unmotivated” male that allows a woman to assume full responsibility for ANY and ALL required marital duties.

Poor Joe, he has missues! I hope he gets help! His wife finally got sick of it and left his lazy ass!

Girl 1: Kristoff thinks he can just sit home while his wife Janet works full time. She even does all the cooking, cleaning, yard work etc. he doesn’t even shovel the driveway for her!

Girl 2: Yeah well she does it because she loves him & let’s be honest he lets her ...because Kristoff has MISSUES! Multiple volumes! Otherwise he’d man up!

Missues by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018

misiuie 

Derived from the Polish word "misiu" meaning "teddy bear", it is the act of being a misiu. When someone is being misiuie, they are charming, loving, adorable, irresistible, delightful and you just cant get enough of them.

"aw bebe your being so misiuie today!:)"

"i love your misiuie smile!"

misiuie by lalkaaa February 22, 2010