The perpetually petulant, paranoid and pessimistic petite misanthropic manlet is an isolated
loner manlet who childishly shuns the company of grown-ups and instead prefers to focus his girlishly giddy energy on pursuing his numerous hobbies, including but not limited to: alcoholism, compulsively measuring his immutably dwarfed height every five minutes, e-shopping for children's clothes and high heels, daydreaming about getting pegged by a seven-foot tall dominatrix while he sings Short
People in his
high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, performing
delusional height increasing stretching exercises while listening to Skee-
Lo's "I wish" and wearing nothing but high heels and a training
bra, venting his manlet rage by ranting about how all women (righteously) reject and laugh at him at his
local Bagel Boss and putting the finishing touches on his manlet manifesto before shooting up his favorite
Barbie Dreamhouse due to the Barbie doll he was crushing on calling him an inherently effeminate, microscopically infinitesimal stunted beastling of a sissy manlet boy when she caught him in the Dreamhouse manlet pit as the deranged low
IQ manlet was stupidly attempting to give the, by comparison towering, Ken doll a standing blowjob.
Emma: Lol, why is that misanthropic manlet furiously dry humping that garden gnome over there? Allison: It's because manlets can't be choosers.
Emma: Short
people got nobody. Allison: Hahahahaha!