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milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019
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A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.
Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.
Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

harvey mills 

a harvey mills is very very fit
harvey mills by mxx_mills April 17, 2019

Max Mills 

The most gorgeous human being on earth. Literally fit as anything. Like unreal stuff.
Lordy lord look at max mills he's unreal.
Max Mills by brek March 8, 2019

grandma mills 

The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.

(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
“Hey grandma mills
“Heyoo what up”

“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
grandma mills by alrightymills February 21, 2018
The best ship name for Alice and Mridhul
Person one: Ooh look! Alice and Mridhul are together!
Person 2: OMG! It's Mirlice!
mirlice by lillydabeast December 19, 2016