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As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".

Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.
"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"
by merchantofpain April 28, 2010