Monkey Punch
Monkey Punch by nasuke September 30, 2006
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Mikey Punch
When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.
Mikey Punch by johndickens69 March 12, 2018
The One, Two Monkey Punch
A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.
He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.
The One, Two Monkey Punch by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008
monkey punch
(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
monkey punch by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006
Monkey Punch
Monkey Punch by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005
Monkey Punch
When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
Monkey Punch by WillHigh April 17, 2008
monkey punch
When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.
Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.
monkey punch by Leyala July 3, 2010