Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.
by Chris Becker June 11, 2007
by Snookem May 21, 2008
like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
by Ninja_Man September 26, 2007
during sex, the man puts two fingers in the womans vagina and a whole hand in her ass which is why its refered to as the mini van : two in the front and five in the rear.
by nosrac101 July 10, 2011
2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.
Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.
by Walty102 August 24, 2011
a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.
my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.
by Cortnie Hill July 1, 2008
A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.
Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.
by captmurk November 13, 2013