mindbang 

an unfathomable shifting in a well-established paradigm.

my mom sent me a care package from back at home. i opened it and there was a dead cat. MINDBANG!

mindbang by wowowowow October 5, 2004

Mindbanger 

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

Mindbanger by TheMusician September 6, 2011

mindbang 

1. An event that occurs in which the subject could not have fathomed or foreseen its possibility.
2. Any "WTF?" moment
3. An event in which the mind is confused to the point where only the word "mindbang", can describe.

Your mom calls you and tells you that she has bought and cat and tells you to go home. You return home to find that ninjas have slaughtered your family. Your only reaction is..."MINDBANG!"

mindbang by manfest October 4, 2004

Tinderbang 

The art of meeting someone through Tinder and then banging them on the first date

Was hoping that I might tinderbang some girls while I'm in Nashville

Tinderbang by MuchoJorge January 26, 2017

Mindbanger 

mindbanger." A mindbanger is that one person you date who gets into your head and takes over your mind , and then all you care about is that person and being with them no matter how much the relationship sucks .

Guy 1: dude y does bob just dump her shes such a b*tch .
Guy 2 : he cant she's his mindbanger .
Guy 1: oh true .

Mindbanger by jorange123 September 5, 2011

minderbating 

tricking yourself into a self induced mind fuck.

I couldn't wrap my head around the fifth dimension...I was minderbating all night.

minderbating by caromirrey November 6, 2011

mindbanger 

somebody that you dream you can have sex with and will do anything to be with him/her

Man sahara is totally my mindbanger

mindbanger by zayaa22zay September 5, 2011