Mindbanger 

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

Mindbanger by TheMusician September 6, 2011

Mindbanger 

mindbanger." A mindbanger is that one person you date who gets into your head and takes over your mind , and then all you care about is that person and being with them no matter how much the relationship sucks .

Guy 1: dude y does bob just dump her shes such a b*tch .
Guy 2 : he cant she's his mindbanger .
Guy 1: oh true .

Mindbanger by jorange123 September 5, 2011

mindbanger 

somebody that you dream you can have sex with and will do anything to be with him/her

Man sahara is totally my mindbanger

mindbanger by zayaa22zay September 5, 2011

mindbender 

(1) Epiphanous (or ridiculous) concept.

(2) Extremely well-crafted guitar.

(1) Farenheit 9/11 was a real mindbender!
(or) Dean's latest speech was a real mindbender, even for him!

(2) "My mama was an Epiphone, my daddy was a Fender. That's why they call me....

mindbender by Milo Mindbender May 18, 2005

mindbang 

an unfathomable shifting in a well-established paradigm.

my mom sent me a care package from back at home. i opened it and there was a dead cat. MINDBANG!

mindbang by wowowowow October 5, 2004

mindbang 

1. An event that occurs in which the subject could not have fathomed or foreseen its possibility.
2. Any "WTF?" moment
3. An event in which the mind is confused to the point where only the word "mindbang", can describe.

Your mom calls you and tells you that she has bought and cat and tells you to go home. You return home to find that ninjas have slaughtered your family. Your only reaction is..."MINDBANG!"

mindbang by manfest October 4, 2004

mindbender 

Slang for a marijuana cigarette.

The band stepped out back for a mindbender before the show.
He took out all the stems and seeds to roll a nice mindbender.

mindbender by MustangGT September 25, 2005

floxi 

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009