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milwaukees best 

quite possibly the most disgusting alcoholic beverage known to man, milwaukees best comes in regular, light and ICE variations. usually found amongst older people who can no longer taste, or afford regular beer, so they go for the cheapest thing they can find that is still called beer. refer to disgusting and old people
Granpa billy: son back in my day milwaukees best was the best beer around, top notch i say. would ya like to try one?
You:sorry i gotta go

milwaukees best ice 

horrible beer mostly consumed by college students.
Brandon- How did that milwaukees best ice treat you last night.

Jon- Milwaukees beast ran a train on me.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
Milwaukee meat grinder by Charli XXX September 8, 2014

Milwaukee Bitch Magnet 

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

Milwaukee Latte 

A case of liquid diarrhea that is the result of drinking too much beer (a product of Milwaukee) that comes out with enough pressure that it produces a froth in the toilet water. Also known as mixing party mud and the beer shits.
I drank an 18 pack of beer last night and this morning I woke up my wife making a Milwaukee Latte in the bathroom.
Milwaukee Latte by Big Jefe September 7, 2010

Milwaukie girl 

Originating in Milwaukie, Oregon in the early 1980's, this sexual position involves a drunk girl in the doggy or semi - doggy position, looking behind her with a smile at the equally drunk guy trying to line up for entry.
"Dude, she did the Milwaukie girl last night." This line is usually followed by two Milwaukie boys high fiveing or more recently fist bumping.
Milwaukie girl by cabin boy December 27, 2009