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milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006
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North Side slang for Milpitas, California.
Ex. 1

"So now we're gonna go back to my hometown Milpitas, California: Milpas, Califas."

William "Flacko" Vick, A Convicts Perspective, May 12, 2021

Ex. 2

News Reporter: "Folks, if you thought Milpenis err excuse me Milpitas was only known for foul odors, unreported murders, and crappy horror movies, let me disabuse you of those notions. Milpas is also a great place to catch a fade with the homies in Sunny Hills."
Milpas by ZXY&ABC May 12, 2021

Milpitas 

A town of about 70,000 in California between Fremont and San Jose. Founded in 1954. Suburban gangs usually start in Milpitas and move on to San Jose where they can actually get into trouble. Too many po po in Milpitas for that.

North side: Freeways 680 and 880, several malls, bordering a large Target store (which is in San Jose actually). Not far from Berryessa and Piedmont Roads, with places to make out or score some stuff. (In San Jose). Great Mall located off Landess/Montague. Popular hang out. Dead party life after Midnight.

East side: Mostly houses, light industrial, tract homes and not much else. White or Asian population in nicer homes, the rest in less expensive homes. Piedmont Road, main vistas, pretty golf course, some mansions on the hill. Nice peach orchard. No night life at all.

South side: Golfland, Jacklyn road, Milpitas High. The athletic center of Ayer, other stuff.

West side: In the northwest you find Nubi Island which in the summer kicks off from Alviso (which is older) and it stinks badly. Milpitas High, the Trojans, Dixon Landing (where the dump is). McCarthy Ranch mall (west central area).

Central: City Hall, rebuilt in 2004, looks like a ship from the side, on Milpitas, new Barbera Lee senior center, new library on Main, the car wash kiosk on Main, post office, etc, and Savers. Calavares Blvd is main road. Abel rail overpass is famous.

Minority, whites, majority, Asians, Hispanics, Blacks.
Milpitas. city name. pronoun. place.

Beejee: Where can I score some JD in this town?
Mack: In Milpitas, any one of the liquour stores, or go across the border to SJ to that one by Target.

Beejee: How about some green?
Mack: You probably gotta go to Berryessa for that, three or four miles up Capitol from Great Mall. Ha. But that shit sucks.

Beejee: Thanks I think.
Milpitas by afrokatty44 June 18, 2011

Milpitas 

Stinky, smells like garbage
It smells like Milpitas up in here
Milpitas by Bangoooo August 11, 2009

milatasia 

A beautiful woman with a nice smile. A girl who can see things through to the end. Can be hardheaded from time to time, but makes up for it with her care and devotion.
Conversation about "Milatasia" between A and B
A- Have you seen that girl, she is beautiful.
B- I wonder what her name is.
A- I would bet its Milatasia

Milpitas 

A small town that serves as a speed bump between Fremont and San Jose.
A: Hey, what's the name of that tiny town in the middle of Fremont and San Jose?
B: I think it's called Milpitas.
A: Man, I hate how slow their local traffic is!
Milpitas by Taishaku November 20, 2007

Las Milpas 

Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."
Las Milpas by Moe Munz March 27, 2008