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When asked to a dance in high school, to be a photo date means that your date will ditch you after the photo.
Sally asked Bob to prom as a photo date so she wouldn't look like a loner.
by Taishaku April 01, 2006
A small town that serves as a speed bump between Fremont and San Jose.
A: Hey, what's the name of that tiny town in the middle of Fremont and San Jose?
B: I think it's called Milpitas.
A: Man, I hate how slow their local traffic is!
by Taishaku October 31, 2007