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Milkskin 

Type of girl who (nearly) has the skin tone of milk. They usually wear red nail polish and red lipstick because, beside looking real sexy, it matches well.
Bro I tapped that milkskin last night. The light reflected right off her white ass into my eyes and she had red nail polish on her toes. It was so sexy that I came instantly.
Milkskin by Soaper69 February 28, 2022
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Ministainer 

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.
Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"
Ministainer by makalive45 July 17, 2009

milkstamp 

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.
"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
spilled milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampede 

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.
Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!
milkstampede by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.
After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"
milkstache by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

powdered milkstamp 

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.
Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.
powdered milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010