Milk Dud

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

milk duds

1. a common movie snack, consisting of milk, chocolate, and caramel. 2. slang term for a pair of firm breasts

1. Milk Duds at the Quasi-Plex are so expensive, so I smuggle in some that at the Dollar General next store.

2. When she took off her shirt, she unleashed a set of milk duds that even a hombomb could be proud of.

by LBT/Antimosity November 24, 2003

milk duds

when a girl's nipples are huge and really dark, looking like Hershey's Milk Duds

Woah! that girl's nipples look like some milk duds

by Nathan727 November 12, 2007

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

Milk Dud

A synonym to Shooting Blanks used to explain when the male ejaculates without any sperm being present.

"I shot a Milk dud" "He shot a Milk Dud"

by matt.gentry March 8, 2015

milk duds

When a guy sucks the milk out of a pregnant womans tits.

That dirty bastard went home and sucked on his old lady's milk duds

by titf*uck March 12, 2009

Milk Dud

Those small pebble like turd droppings that float around in the toilet water or possibly in your pants. Similar to dingle balls

Oh man, I tried to fart and blew out a couple a milk duds instead.

by outonbail October 20, 2003