mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

mikevitarsexual 

meaning you are in love with the old actor mike vitar , who stared in the sandlot, and many more.

clarissa : im in love with mike vitar

saige : I know, you’re mikevitarsexual

mikevitarsexual by jonathanbrandis January 3, 2021

Mikestrosity 

To take a simple situation and make it so painfully and horrendously awkward or (funny for spectators) that it reminds someone of Michael Scott from The Office.

Jeff told Sasha on the third date that he was madly in love with her. It was a mikestrosity.

Mikestrosity by Nickobocker May 10, 2010

mikester 

1. One who worships short chicks and has a pair of non-working testicles.
2. Our Prophet and Saviour.
3. An emaciated breed of Irish and Arab.

The Mikester: Look at me dance!!!
Random dude: U R GAY
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mikester by Dylan H Rush September 28, 2006

Mikester430 

This man smells very bad.

Mikester430 smells

Mikester430 by EchoOfAStora November 4, 2020

miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012

Mielstar 

A teacher at b.h.s. that currently posesses a Trojan Horse.

Games Toons Congruent Angles Mielstar

Mielstar by Jeebus H. Christ June 20, 2003