Groupchat Mitosis 

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

Groupchat Mitosis by 809 June 13, 2019

Meiosis 

Stands for "My EggIsOvulatingSoInsertSperm

Hey Jimmy "MEIOSIS!
You Bet Carel

Meiosis by TheMoretsonPvP August 22, 2018

mitosis 

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

mitosis by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008

Mitosis 

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”

Mitosis by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019

mitosis 

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

mitosis by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009

meiosis 

dna replication during cell division

The meiosis in the cells is typical of the plant tissue we found

meiosis by martin sadfart June 29, 2006

Mitosis 

sticking your toes up into something

mitosis in your ass

Mitosis by yungsamurai January 2, 2017