by Aaron Gibbs September 3, 2007
When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.
by The Gooch2 January 27, 2009
The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.
by CardWa January 22, 2008
"Oh my God- I'm having a midwife crisis!"
by 321 barbie February 6, 2012
I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphics…who’s your website midwife?
by AL!CE @ i Birth websites March 7, 2010
1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.
by Tund March 6, 2008
When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately
by Andy K April 18, 2004