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midnight mask 

jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.

waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.

waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.
"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."

"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"

"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"
midnight mask by tizzco April 15, 2010
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MidnightMasser 

A person into the darker life; someone who is a vampirefreak but is much more maturer than that.
Someone with Dark Style and Habits. Loners who know how to have a good time on their own. People who have great taste in Octane Rock and Metal/Death Metal. Someone who is Vampiric or Pagan without being over-obvious about it.

Someone who knows what and who they are and dresses like it to others like themselves, yet normal people just think there is a Concert in town.

Occult View: Someone who has re-invented Ozzy in some way, while throwing in some wicca and The Lost Boys in a Cool way.

A Cool Version of being an Anti-socialist.
Man, I went to the concert and their were MidnightMasser's everywhere!

Siren, Is one of those MidnightMassers, She has cool style and keeps to herself.
MidnightMasser by TragedyM77 July 6, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026