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Cypress Creek Middle High School

Most of the school is filled with white rich kids that live in Lexington. The first year the school opened our vice principal got arrested, and half the middle school population has blue hair. Class of ‘23 is filled with a whole lotta bums. Their drama filled lives are irrelevant, two girls got in a fight over a boy in front of the ice cream machine. The school is trash. Who tf thought it was a good idea to put middle and high school together.
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Signal Mountain Middle High School

Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.
Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.

Northwestern Middle/High School 

The Northwestern Middle/High School is a school in Albion, PA filled with Country Boys, Mullet Daddys, and Wannabe rich kids. In the high school there's people who will bark at you the second you even look at them, and the middle school is just a bunch of horny people who's relationships last less than half a year.
Did you hear that guy at Northwestern Middle/High School went to Juvenile again?

Patterson Mill Middle/High School 

Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
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City Middle High

A horrible school for fucking nerds, there are a lot of feminazi teachers, people making 20ft long crack lines on the ground from smarties and all the guys on the swim team make up an excuse for why they have a small penis when they get exposed.
You go to City, what a nerd
Oh you got into City Middle High, you a fucking nerd

Wes-Del Middle/High School 

Wes-Del middle/high school is a place where mostly stinkers belong. If you look around you’d see at least 5 stinkers walking towards you with a rainbow flag and Android phones in their ratchet pockets. There is also a teacher who made a class sit down and talk shit about a girl while she wasn’t in the room. But no worries this bitch should be getting fired soon.. idk. This school has a thumb for a principle (a nice thumb). It is also a place where drugs are dealt. If you want some of that good good, it’s most definitely at Wes-Del. Goodwill is in the school district so if you’re looking to get picked up from your home, the bus WILL come get you :)
“Bro have you heard of Wes-Del Middle/High school?”
Yeah bro I got my gas from there.”

Delsea Middle/High School 

A school in Franklinville, New Jersey. At Delsea you will find herds of slutty girls showing off their Uggs and football jocks in their under armour. You can also find plenty of gangstas and junkies bragging about how they drank 5 Monsters the other day. There are plenty of loudmouth morons talking about how they had sex a bunch of times and how they will beat each other up. The teachers constantly have to put up with abuse from the punky delinquents and jocks walking around and tossing their heads like they just drank a Ny-Quil smoothie. Occasionally you will witness a drug dealing sloppily disguised as a handshake.These often result in the drug falling to the ground and the retards getting internal suspension. The nicest people-suprisingly-are the filthy niggers. The students in honors classes are mainly football douches that only took honors to look cool. The orange girls are treated like sex objects by their harem leaders, who are typically football douches. The principal at the high school favors football douches and the vice-principal is a bitch that favors blacks.
Person 1: Hey guys how's it going?
Person 2: Hey. What's up.
Delsea student: Dude, you are gay. I'll kick your ass if you don't suck my cock. You don't play COD? Faggot. You gotta be tea bagged now.
Rational person: Hey man, you want to tea-bag him, but you call him a faggot? That is highly illogical.
Delsea student: I don care what ilililkallogikal, I'm a Delsea wreslter!
Delsea Middle/High School