2 definitions by deviousmclick
a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
a school in northwest indiana (LaPorte County)
quite boring, some kids are assholes, some not. mostly a normal school.
there's some emos and some jocky dudes and stuff but most can be chill.
farmers. so many farmers. it's a farmer town. some kid drove a tractor to school once. definitely a school with farmers.
pray to god to get a nice teacher. either you're gonna have a nice teacher or the worst and most rude teacher around (or a pedo but they get in trouble very quick)
ignore the music teacher. she yells and is pretty obnoxious LMAO.
the classrooms smell nice.
quite boring, some kids are assholes, some not. mostly a normal school.
there's some emos and some jocky dudes and stuff but most can be chill.
farmers. so many farmers. it's a farmer town. some kid drove a tractor to school once. definitely a school with farmers.
pray to god to get a nice teacher. either you're gonna have a nice teacher or the worst and most rude teacher around (or a pedo but they get in trouble very quick)
ignore the music teacher. she yells and is pretty obnoxious LMAO.
the classrooms smell nice.
Person 1: "Hey, how's Westville Middle/High School?"
Person 2: "Meh, at least it isn't LaPorte or Michigan City. Would rather be here than at either of those schools."
Person 2: "Meh, at least it isn't LaPorte or Michigan City. Would rather be here than at either of those schools."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023