Mid-Life Crisis Mobile 

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

Mid-Life Crisis Mobile by JK Grence May 27, 2005

Mid Life Drama 

Drama that is between 35-55 year olds...that sometimes seems worse than the drama between teenagers.

Dude, my parents have so much mid life drama compared to us...have you seen their facebook pages? It's ridiculous!

I'm so tired of all this mid life drama...when will it end?

Mid Life Drama by kdcinsb November 4, 2010

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC

Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)

Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.

Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC by Carman Guya October 7, 2006

mid life crisis 

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

mid life crisis by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

mid-life crisis book 

a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'

daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book

mid-life crisis book by equasayway April 27, 2009

mid-life cricycle 

The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"

Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.

mid-life cricycle by cringeworthy March 1, 2009

Mid-life Chrysler 

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

Mid-life Chrysler by Trogdaft June 3, 2009