microwave-meal mate 

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.

Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.

microwave-meal mate by kaneeky June 2, 2017

microwave meals 

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch

i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy

microwave meals by mcshulad November 29, 2010