microphone head

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.
Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!
by Hieter976 February 18, 2003
mugGet the microphone headmug.

microphone head

1. A complete and total fucktard
2. Hitler (aka Hieter)
Wow, Hieter is such a microphone head!
by Bomber February 18, 2003
mugGet the microphone headmug.

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
by Paul Daley May 15, 2008
mugGet the purple headed microphonemug.