word of the day: November 18, 2012
Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.
2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.
Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone
in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area
I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice
The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
Tezzys are another name for your testicles
Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys
Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.
Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.