micropeen 

noun.

A penis whose primary characteristics are defined by it's inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. Thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.

Micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

I can't see your micropeen.

Apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but I could not feel it.

micropeen by G-Noles March 10, 2010

micropeen 

Adjective for a very small penis.

You have a micropeen.

micropeen by jenk February 23, 2005

micropeen queen 

The very rare category of man or woman who prefers or who is sexually attracted to very small penises, in other words the complete opposite of a typical size queen.

Darrell: "Well, Kelly broke up with me. I guess it was just a matter of time..."
Kenny: "That sucks dude. Was it because of your unusually tiny penis again?"
Darrell: "Yeah, that's like the eighth time this has happened to me. But I am holding out hope that somewhere out their lies my micropeen queen."
Kenny: "Good luck man."

micropeen queen by StonerWithATinyBoner February 1, 2015

microgement

A more micro form of management.

Michael Scott: "I am going to manage you on a more personal scale; a more micro form of management. Jim, what is that called?”

Jim Halpert: Microgement?

microgement by razzadoop September 5, 2018

Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

Micropenology 

The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.

A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"

Micropenology by MicroLovin May 10, 2012

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.

"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"

Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008