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micrognathia 

micrognathia is a condition where the lower jaw is abnormally small, resulting in a very weak chin. People with micrognathia looks extremely ugly and is very annoying to look at. Most of them got personality disorders too. In conclusion, they should be executed immediately. Someone should start a genocide on people with micrognathia soon.
Guy 1: Oh shit! My CT scan result came in, I have final stage cancer!
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.
Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.
microflirting by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

Microlearning 

Electronic learning delivered in short durations with lessons or topics that are able to be completed individually or as part of a larger learning objective.

With Microlearning, each lesson has a specific learning objective, a high consumability factor, and is interactive or relatable with the target audience.
"I learn things quicker through microlearning"

"I like that I can spend my break learning something new, best of all, I actually remember it! Microlearning is great!"

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.
Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."
Microflirting by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.
Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!
microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017

Microgifts 

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.
Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"
Microgifts by Microgifts November 12, 2009

Microclit 

Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.
That girl has a microclit the size of a grain of rice.
Microclit by pumbucks May 29, 2018