microgivashit 

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

microgivashit by harry flashman July 19, 2003

microgivashit 

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

microgivashit by j e walker April 27, 2003