Michael is a great guy. He is funny, sweet, and extremly hot. He is the guy every girl falls for. He has a great sense of humor and makes everyone laugh. He has a sexy body and makes girls go crazy! He has many friends and stands up for them when someone beats them down. He is always smiling and when you see him you can't help bit smile to. Michael is hot.
Michael is sooooo sexy.

Everyone loves Michael!
by Rosey Josey February 24, 2010
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The Best guy you ever want to meet. He is kind generous. He has the most unbelievable smile and eyes that you could get lost in. He is the man every guy should aspire to be. He is everyone's hero a great father the best husband.
Michael is the man of my dreams
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Michael is the most amazing person you could ever meet in your life. He's sweet, caring, super handsome, down to earth, sporty, empathetic, lovable, hot, a great listener/ advice giver and an all around great guy. Even if he isnt your boyfriend, you can talk to him about absolutely anything and everything. He will help you through it all, the good and bad. When your with him or talking to him or just even thinking about him, you feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. He's way more amazing than any other person that ever existed. He really knows how to turn you on and what to say all the time. Michael cant hurt someone he cares about, even the tiniest bit, especially the ones close to his heart. He is sensitive to the people he trusts most and shows it around them. He will give hint about his feelings even if you arent that close with him. He makes everyone feel accepted and wanted. He is very understanding so if you mess up and your are legitimately sorry for it, he will have no problem forgiving you. He is an amazing best friend and the longer you know him, the stronger your friendship becomes. Pretty soon it gets to the point where absolutely nothing could damage it. Michael is the person everyone should aspire to be, though they could never reach his level, they should try.
Kathy: "Wow. Who's your friend? He is absolutely amazing?!"

Lauren: "Ha. I know right? He's my best friend. His name is Michael."

Kathy: "Oh, that makes so much sense. He totally is worthy of the name. Your lucky you have him."
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Michael Might be the greatest person you will meet. He is nice and funny. Beware he might make you smile so much that your face will hurt. He has an awesome body... Play your cards right with Michael and he will use his Michael Magic to make you smile not matter what mood you are in. He can even make you want to drive all the way to NJ just to see him. He is Pretty Amazing..
"I need me some Michael"
by heymonday22 February 04, 2010
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Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.
Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.
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Michael is the most amazing man in Earth. He's sweet, proud, intelligent, kind, strong, all of what an amazing man needs for a perfect way of life. He's a little bit shy but very funny. Michael is the name of one of the strongest God's angels. I'm sure you can see this pure light in every Michael's eyes. Mine is like superman.... My Michael.
Michael, an angel's name, is amazing and the best lover ever for sure !
by crazy for superman February 04, 2010
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From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"
Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.
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