np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)more...
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (...
The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.
Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.
The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.
Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.
Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
best kid in the worldd, his two favourite people in the world have to be named susana and connor, enjoys cliff diving and videochatting and bridge jumping and wakeboarding and kneeboarding and kayaking, is a BOSSSS at squash, gets girls, loves diet mountain dew, absolutely addicted to ebay AND lost, hhas curly dark brownish hair, brown eyes, loves vanilla yogurt, pasta and cheeseburgers, goes to boarding school, loves catzzzzzz. also loves driving.
-"dude WHO is that bro so good at playing squash?!"
-"dunno, must be a michael brown!"