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Mic Check 

When a male is exchanging sexual relations with someone, most probably during oral and then proceeds to, or have his partner, playfully slap/pat the shaft of his penis on their tongue or other part of their mouth and or face just a handful of times. The act can either be utilised for increasing erectile presence for the penis and or just for general visual erotic stimuli all around.

Synonyms: cockslap, schlap
Person A (internally): man, my guy is putting up a fight

Person A: *Mic Checks person B*

Person B: man his guy must be putting up a fight tonight.
Mic Check by apersonwithahand November 2, 2022
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Mic check 

Occupy Wall Street movement: Yelling “mic check” mobilizes Occupiers into a game of political repeat-after-me, uniting the crowd and spreading the speaker’s comments without amplification.
Speaker: Mic check! I want to bring up the issue of the police.

Crowd in unison: I want to bring up the issue of the police.

Speaker: We have been protesting...

Crowd in unison: We have been protesting...
Mic check by MadRat November 13, 2011

mic-check 

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "
mic-check by Batrastard July 4, 2003

mic check 

when a woman performs fellatio on a man.
I didn't hit that, but she did a mic check.
mic check by Duke February 24, 2004

Mic Check 

Roaring/Yelling at the top of your lungs while simultaneously grasping your phallus, shaking your tongue, and ejaculating all over the place. Normally done while standing for a better experience.
(1) Seth performed a mic check to re-establish his dominance.

(2) Jed broke the awkward silence with a mic check.
Mic Check by Moammar Gaddafi August 22, 2011

mic cuck'd (mc'd) 

to be fooled into thinking an acquaintance is shy/untalented at karaoke, only to have them susan boyle your ass
"man i got fucking mic cuck'd (mc'd), friken rami belted out zombies so hard that delores o'riordan would be proud"
mic cuck'd (mc'd) by d42069 June 23, 2023

MIC (mental issues counseling) 

Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.
Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!

Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)