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Mexican Time 

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.
Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...
Mexican Time by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

mexican time 

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )
Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!

Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

Mexican time machine 

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

Mexican Standard Time 

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...
I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

Sexy time Mexican 

A mexi that likes to be sexy
Bro she a sexy time Mexican

No way a real stm
Ya man