When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.
by Uupa99 June 8, 2009
The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.
Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!
by busboy#7 January 16, 2005
My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!
by Guns4fun February 15, 2017
The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
by The Silent One May 8, 2008
The act of hitting some body so hard that your fist breaks their skin and you grab their kidney and pull it out.
by r3L4x October 1, 2003
by JP189512 March 29, 2014
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 18, 2017