mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.

u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.

mexican powerade by john figgins July 15, 2007

mexican powers 

the ability to hop fences, mow lawns, and do ther mexican things.

this fence is so small getting over is like having mexican powers.

mexican powers by Dr.Clos the Third December 17, 2010

mexican poker 

Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.

Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.

mexican poker by swift220 August 14, 2006

mexican poker 

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

mexican poker by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Hot Poker 

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

Mexican Hot Poker by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Panty Poser 

Mexican panty poser is a Mexican drag queen or Mexican transgender.

Damn you see that Mexican Panty Poser on stage. His package is showing.

Mexican Panty Poser by BMFOTP February 12, 2019