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mexican dirt weed 

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.
You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!
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mexican dirt bike 

When a guy is nailing a girl from behind, he grabs her ears like handlebars, then kicks his legs out.
Mexican dirt bike-doggie style sexual position, but the man uses her ears like handlebars on a motorcycle, then kicks his legs out like he is riding a bike with highway pegs.
mexican dirt bike by Bed of Roses November 15, 2013

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.
Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.
Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

Mexican Dirty Bomb

Taking a large dump so foul smelling that it is suspected of being part of a Mexican terrorist attack. Unlike a actual terrorist Dirty Bomb using radioactive material this is the Mexican equivalent using bean fueled Poo.
OMG stay away from the bathroom ! Dave set off a Mexican Dirty Bomb in there and it is unsafe for living creatures.
Mexican Dirty Bomb by PappySmear October 21, 2011

Mexican Dirty Donut 

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.
"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"
Mexican Dirty Donut by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

mexican dirtymax 

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.
There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road