18 definitions by chachaddict
A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.
"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"
"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."
"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"
"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."
"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"
by chachaddict April 23, 2009
An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
A giant soul sucking chain of department stores, which started out as a grocery store and is now an incredibly profitable business. They pride themselves on low prices and great customer service. The so called sale prices aren't sales, they r items that hav been marked up and then down 2 create a fake sale, the clearence is the only good deal, with xxxl sizes and damaged merchandise. The managment are power hungry uneducated fools that sit on their asses all day and complain that nothing gets done. Customers who shop there r fat white trash hicks that let their inbred kids run around the store destroying everything, while they try on hoochie mama outfits. Employees r underpaid slaves that hav 2 listen 2 customers bitch and complain that they didn't get the 75 cents off they were promised in their imaginations. Kohls is the place wher dreams go 2 die.
Brother:"after were done having sex, wanna pack up the 12 kids and head to kohls?"
Sister:"yea, I don't hav a job or a life I mite as well go try on clothes that don't fit"
Sister:"yea, I don't hav a job or a life I mite as well go try on clothes that don't fit"
by chachaddict April 20, 2009
A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.
Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s
by chachaddict April 17, 2009