A Metties 

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

A Metties by Metties May 13, 2018

meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

meeties by mk2014 April 18, 2014

Mettie 

Every young person of manchester worst nightmare. They can ruin the fun of every night out and provide an experience where the riders of the metrolink have to constantly be on edge in case they see the devilish sight of their yellow coat come on board.

Oh no theres a mettie coming on
Quick hop off!

Mettie by Dixonkenneth November 6, 2018

mitties 

man titties boobs

That fat ass beside the swimming pool has big mitties.

mitties by Ned December 7, 2003

Metsies 

An alternative name that refers to the New York Mets, almost exclusively used by fans of the team. To be used in a loving, playful way, with hints of desperation, despair, and hopelessness.

The Metsies look to break out of their 15-game losing streak against the Braves later tonight.

Metsies by IamGaryCohen July 27, 2009

mitties 

plain and simple... man titties.

My english teacher gots some mitties.

mitties by Derek Hawkins January 20, 2009

eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020